MBBS with balls.

The little white pill is not a metaphor for any thing, it is in fact a tiny white 100 mg pill.

Didn’t get it, well…a little flashback is needed..

About 6 years ago, when i’d just entered my graduate degree, it dawned upon me that i daydream a lot, i mean if given a proper budget, i would have made inception years ago….BUT, and getting to the point, to compensate for time spent in those wildly retarded dreaming period’s, i would have to sleep a bit less than others to study.

Next up...Cricket and Me..

Fair enough right…

Nope, it’s so horribly bloody wrong…

Apparently as most of you know, its a losing battle by day 3 of sleep deprivation and your pretty much a worthless member of society, where a cute and adorable guinea pig has more value than your zombie ass..

Apparently Not

And so, started a journey of massive self trial’s, spectacular error ‘s and multiple restroom breaks in my quest to find time to study outside the normal waking hours for above mentioned reasons…

First on the board were the well known and apparantly  useless  i.e the tea’s and coffee’s…and the tea coffee combo… From the milk laden version’s to straight up black as coal…To the Arabicas and Ethiopeans… I figuratively raped my taste buds

They were more like those swings in the gardens of childhood…drink, go up and down…drink,go up and down…and yes, a very active bladder.

( Ok, confession…Green tea works best for about an hour, and the mint one’s taste bit like Colgate)

Next up, the expensive loser’s i.e the really dark chocolates, the kiwi and washington apples, them bloody priced as gold ‘red bulls’, those mints…

( Weird factoid – Bull bile has oodles of taurine, an alleged stimulant…Now guess can you guess how Red Bull came to be called what it is)

Ok, by the 3rd year I  was getting desperate….the day dreams and other day time incidents were getting longer and drawn out while sleep was getting to be a casualty in a quest to pass…

While the above concoctions were losing, i started reading about the heavy duty chemicals…Here are some and the conclusions i came up with…

(Following information is purely educational for you, don’t be me, they are addicting  junk)

Amphetamines – I’m not dumb..

Ritalin, Adderall, Dexedrine – Proven to work, and of course screw your mind…But too restricted here to buy, in fact surprisingly buying uranium is easier in comparison..

Herbal Himalaya Mentat – Not joking, Its Money tata, ok, bye bye..

Piracitam – The so called cognitive enhancer… Apparently all it does is makes your dreams vivid…Thats what i dont need…Dreams in 3D.

Anyways, long story short, i managed to pass…Somehow…

My pre-exam stimulates to consume were a work of art.

Thanks to the coke, red bull’s, lindt chocolate and coffee combo…I made multiple trip’s to the restroom during my 3.5 hour papers..The accompanying guard to make sure i dont cheat got pissed (Non literally) and tired and let me go on my own to get pissed (Literally)…{Last toilet humor joke}

Not Me

Intership was more about reclaiming my long lost body clock..

Those weird peptic ulcers that plagued me for some reason vanised..

( Seems like an happy ending na !!)

Well, then came post graduation preparations year….Bloody hell…Again…

No actually

For the Mythical “little white pill “…something i ‘d heard about in whispers but didn’t think it was possible…

In part 2…..